A Peek Into My Marriage

The following is a IM conversation between me and my beloved this morning...ignore the spelling errors

Craig: are the kids awake yet?
me: yeah

Craig: do you want me to take her to g scouts 2 night ;)

me: maybe.. I have to see if i need to go for the cookie crap first.
Craig: OK

Craig: WE WILL...WE WILL...BARAK YOU
me: very good!!!

Craig: CROCADILE BARACK
me: nice!
i might have to do another post.
Craig: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO BARARK..WE SALUTE YOU

Craig: YOU CAN LET THEM RIP ON TUESDAY

me: YUP
I NEED TO SAVE THIS CHAT
Craig: WE MISSED OUT ON THE BARACK AND ROLL TRAIN
AC/DC HAS A BUNCH OF POSABUILITYS
YEA I SPELLED IT WRONG ...WHAT!?
me: yup, you sure did... you sure did.
Craig: LET ME TRY THIS ONE ON YA...
OBAMAS AND PAPA'S
?
me: i thought of that one... stinky
its not a song
Craig: OBAMS HOUSE
me: nah
Craig: YOUR OBAMAS SO FAT...
?

me: ha! I like that one!
Craig: I CAN'T FINISH THOUGH
me: i know
Craig: ME AND MY OBAMA
me: is it suppossed to me lama?
Craig: YEA
Craig: WHAT YOU TALKIN OBAMA..WILLIS
OK I QUIT
me: you should
Craig: I'M OBAMA 'T TO
me: what?
Craig: IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ..IT AIN'T FUNNY
SORRY
me: OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
IN YOUR FACE!
Craig: OHH SNAP
DAMN
me: GOOD ONE, HUH?
Craig: MUCH PROPS
me: THANKS!!!!
Craig: OBAMA SAID THERE WILL BE DAYS LIKE THIS
me: i'M DYING HERE
so funny
you are so stupid
i love it
Craig: STOP OR MY OBAMA WILL SHOOT
me: ha!!!!!
oh my god... you are a dork.. i love it
Craig: OBAMA I'M COMING HOME!
me: are you lauging out loud at work?
Craig: I'M TRYING TO HOLD IT BACK
WERE STUPID

Ah.. love is sweet, ain't it?

Thousand Words Thursday

Eskimo Kisses, Roslyn and Me

Favorite Pick Up Lines

Lets make a list of the funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard... here are a few to get ya started!

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Come on, ladies.. you know you've heard some!