Question of the Weak -A Conversation with your Future Self

So, once I again I will be posting a weekly question or writing prompt for anyone who wants to play along. You can post your response in the comments section or link your blog up with Mr. Linky (at the bottom of this post) and answer on your own blog.  Seriously though, you are gonna wanna do this.. all the cool kids are doing it. You wanna be cool don't you?

So today's little inspiration comes in the form of a letter or conversation. To yourself. In the future. Yea, it sounds a little crazy, but try it. Feel free to choose your own time frame, whether it be a week from now, or 50 years in the future. Hell, it can even be about tommorrow, I don't care. Just write something to yourself. It's a hell of a lot better than just muttering to yourself all day like a mad woman.. (..ahem.. not that I know anyone who does that...cough..)
So, here goes mine... in all it's grammatically incorrect glory..

Dear Self,
     So, it's been a year.. yep, a whole year. What have you accomplished? Did you check anything off that huge to-do list yet? Huh? Hey, don't get all nasty now, I have a right to ask. You've been putting this junk off for too long. Don't you try and distract me with some stupid youtube videos about double rainbows either (I've totally seen that one).. we are gonna get serious here. Stop fooling around and let's get down to business.
    Have you finished with that boring ass job yet? You keep saying you are gonna quit and move on to something more exciting, more fulfilling.You've been yapping forever about pursuing something in the writing field.  So, I'm assuming you are now actively pursuing your book reviews? You're writing every day, right? Filling up that journal with exciting adventurous stories that publishers will be beating down the door for?  What do you mean "not yet"? Seriously, if not now, then when? Get your butt in gear woman! If you are gonna go back to school and work on some type of new career then you need to get on it! You are almost (gulp) 34 years old!  It's time to stop saying, "When I grow up I want to be....".  And what about that idea of becoming a counselor for anxiety/panic sufferers like yourself? Did you forget? Or were you too scared to look into it?
    Speaking of anxiety/panic (yea, I'm going there, girlfriend...)... have you kept up with therapy? Are you still making excuses? Cancelling last minute until you are forced to go because your script has run out? You know you aren't going to get anywhere that way. You have to go regularly.. none of this non-commital crap. Bi-weekly sessions at least.  Let's get this ball rolling. I know sometimes it's tough to talk about your issues, but girl, you've got 'em. Lots of 'em.
   You know what else you've got lots of? At least right now? Ass... yep, you've got lots of extra unneeded ass and I hope that you've been working on getting rid of it.  Let's see, it's been a year.. so you should be  well into the maintanence phase of you weight loss, right? What do you mean "next question"? That doesn't sound good. Hey, put down those oreos! They're low fat and calorie free? They totally make them that way now? Oh, all right then.. just a few.. but you are going running after you're done right?  No, not to the fridge for some milk either. Gawd, you are such a smart ass. We totally need to work on that.
     So, dear self, I guess that's it for now.  I guess all I really want to know it.. are you happy? Really happy? If you are, great.. take what I've said with a grain of salt.  However, if you're still struggling and searching, then you know what to do.  You've got to make an effort if you want to change things.. life is short and it's passing you by right now.  Stop sitting around waiting for things to magically fall in your lap, because they won't (besides all those oreo crumbs).  A little effort right now could go a long way.

Love,
Yourself.
(and yes, that's more advice right there..)

So fellow bloggers..who's playing along?