Hey! It's Friday! Let's Go Blow Your Paycheck!

Friday means payday for most of us, so lets go shopping. Christmas is coming and I've got a little list of items that you must buy, because I'm broke and we need to stimulate the economy.


First of all ,for you ladies...
http://www.ohmibod.com/


I saw this in Geek Magazine and I was laughing my ass off.I don't even own an ipod... .but I can't help but wonder what songs you would put on your playlist? Techno? or some Barry White??


Guys, I didn't forget you!!
http://www.baronbob.com/weenercleaner.htm


The Caution is hilarious.. I wonder what scent it is?? ewww...

How about a gift for the bear collecter in your life??
http://www.toxicteddies.com/


I'm partial to "smackie" ... I may just order a whole set.


I'm getting these for my hubby!Thank you, Mr. Inventor.
http://www.subtlebutt.com/


Need a little something to snack on while shopping? how about.......


The description says "Chew this gum and you'll totally poop sunshine just like those freakin' magical unicorns!" Sounds like a home run to me.

And lastly.. need to take a potty break before we leave the mall... don't forget one of these!
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/product.html

Because we women have always been jealous.
My favorite part of the description is this "Shaped to female body forms: It closes properly around your pee-opening " Very scientific.