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Showing posts with label awesome-ness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome-ness. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
25 Things.. prepare to be fascinated...
So, this has been going around facebook, but I'm draggin' it over here to blogger! The tag is simply that you list 25 random things about yourself. Why? I don't know... possibly so that people can see how insanely cool you are (or how pathetically boring, as in my case)
1. I call my laptop a "filthy, dirty whore" on a daily basis.
2. This woman with the octoplets pisses me off.
3. I could survive on coffee and cookies alone for years.
4. My pug smells like Fritos.. I don't know why.. he just does. It's his natural odor. No matter how many baths..
5. I watch Gossip Girl. They are the worst actors ever, and the plotlines hysterical, but I still watch. I don't know why.
6. I have passed on my love of immature humor to my daughter. When at work with her daddy the other day (who is a designer) she found a label that said "Butt Splice" on it and wore it for the rest of the day, giggling like a maniac.
7. I could spend a million dollars in Target.
8. I have a crush on Jack Black.
9. I have watched Wet Hot American Summer countless times.
10. My kid quotes snl skits. Her favorite is "I said weeeee"
11. She also does the "tommy want wingy" scene from Tommy Boy.
12. I could truly care less what type of car I drive. I just care where I am going.
13. One of my best friends is pregnant, and it makes me kinda sad.
14. I could not converse without sarcasm.
15. I want to go on vacation. Now.
16. If we had a bigger house, I'd have more dogs.
17. My hubs is hilarious. He makes me cry with laughter.
18. I miss having a little baby.
19. But I don't know if I can do it again.
20. Hubby is happy how we are.
21. I am mountain bike widow. Hubs is a mountain bike fiend and starting to road race now. Though it takes some time from us, I am glad he has his own hobby and I am very proud of his accomplishments.
22. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... (just seeing if your paying attention)
23. I sometimes wonder how life would be if we had stayed in Delaware.
24. I regret every fight I ever had with my husband. (even though they were his fault...lol)
25. Life is going by way too fast. I wish I could slow down time.
That's it! Still awake? Good, cause it's your turn! If you read this, consider yourself tagged!
1. I call my laptop a "filthy, dirty whore" on a daily basis.
2. This woman with the octoplets pisses me off.
3. I could survive on coffee and cookies alone for years.
4. My pug smells like Fritos.. I don't know why.. he just does. It's his natural odor. No matter how many baths..
5. I watch Gossip Girl. They are the worst actors ever, and the plotlines hysterical, but I still watch. I don't know why.
6. I have passed on my love of immature humor to my daughter. When at work with her daddy the other day (who is a designer) she found a label that said "Butt Splice" on it and wore it for the rest of the day, giggling like a maniac.
7. I could spend a million dollars in Target.
8. I have a crush on Jack Black.
9. I have watched Wet Hot American Summer countless times.
10. My kid quotes snl skits. Her favorite is "I said weeeee"
11. She also does the "tommy want wingy" scene from Tommy Boy.
12. I could truly care less what type of car I drive. I just care where I am going.
13. One of my best friends is pregnant, and it makes me kinda sad.
14. I could not converse without sarcasm.
15. I want to go on vacation. Now.
16. If we had a bigger house, I'd have more dogs.
17. My hubs is hilarious. He makes me cry with laughter.
18. I miss having a little baby.
19. But I don't know if I can do it again.
20. Hubby is happy how we are.
21. I am mountain bike widow. Hubs is a mountain bike fiend and starting to road race now. Though it takes some time from us, I am glad he has his own hobby and I am very proud of his accomplishments.
22. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... (just seeing if your paying attention)
23. I sometimes wonder how life would be if we had stayed in Delaware.
24. I regret every fight I ever had with my husband. (even though they were his fault...lol)
25. Life is going by way too fast. I wish I could slow down time.
That's it! Still awake? Good, cause it's your turn! If you read this, consider yourself tagged!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Funny Fridays...
I know a certain blogger who will enjoy this....
I want a Segway.. ok, maybe not anymore!
And the most awesome piece of furniture EVAH!
All of these clips were found on the webpage of my favorite radio show The Preston and Steve SHow out of Philly. You can download their podcasts, listen on Aol radio and online! They are not your average "morning zoo" guys.. they are hilarious! check 'em out!
Add your link to Mr.Linky and put some funny stuff on your blog!
Also, check out Happy Friday over at Noob Mommy!
I want a Segway.. ok, maybe not anymore!
And the most awesome piece of furniture EVAH!
All of these clips were found on the webpage of my favorite radio show The Preston and Steve SHow out of Philly. You can download their podcasts, listen on Aol radio and online! They are not your average "morning zoo" guys.. they are hilarious! check 'em out!
Add your link to Mr.Linky and put some funny stuff on your blog!
Also, check out Happy Friday over at Noob Mommy!
Monday, January 26, 2009
New Book Blog....
Cammie at Life in the House of No Sleep and I have started a new book blog! We will be posting book reviews and recommendations, new release alerts, and book discussions! I would love to get a monthly group read going eventually too. I am still going to post my book reviews here as well.
Do you love books? Do you want to be a contributer?? Email me if you want to be a contributer!
The new blog is called Girls with Books. Check us out... and remember we are in our very first stages and construction is ongoing!! Come to the site and become a follower to be notified when we really get going!!
Do you love books? Do you want to be a contributer?? Email me if you want to be a contributer!
The new blog is called Girls with Books. Check us out... and remember we are in our very first stages and construction is ongoing!! Come to the site and become a follower to be notified when we really get going!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
To all those who said I would amount to nothing....
YOU CAN SUCK IT! CAUSE I AM A SUPER STALKER!! In your face, guidance counselor who said I would prosper in the fast food industry. In your face, mean high school girl who called me a loser. Because I have gained popularity amongst my bloggy buddies.. and that's all I need. (well, that an any extra millions you have lying around.. oh, and Brad Pitt if he's available..)
I would like to thank you, my bloggy friends, who I love dearly. When I got into blogging again, I was a little jaded. Like I've said, I had an old livejournal account a few years ago and ended up being harassed by a very creepy reader. So far, so good this time around, but I'm prepared if it happens again. (BRING IT, FREAKS!) I truly do enjoy reading all of your blogs and getting to know you. I love the camaraderie and support that we all seem to have for each other. I just wish the off-line world were as sweet.
For those of you who don't know what it is, The Super Stalker award is a brand award over at BSU. I am just touched that I was chosen as the very first recipient!!
This award is presented to a Super blogger. This person is not only a terrific person, but a great bloggy friend. More than just a Stalker, they are a loyal reader who cares. The comments that they leave in their wake are sincere and heart-felt -making it apparent that they are truly interested. That someone cares. To which we reward them by saying:
YOU ARE A SUPER STALKER!
All we ask is the following:
1-In your own time, share this award with ONE other blogger who you feel is worthy of the Super Stalker title. This award is not to be handed out freely, but deliberately given from one Super Stalker to another -Making the recipient deserving. Keeping the award true to its form and the reason for its beginning.
2-As you award that one Super Blogger, include this message in its entirety along with your acceptance speech.
3-Enjoy your REWARD! You DESERVE IT! You EARNED IT!
I am just so overwhelmed with warm, toasty bloggy love. I am getting all choked up..please give me a minute and talk amongst yourself..... need a topic? Here is one:
JUST HOW AWESOME IS GIRL IN THE GLASSES? ok, DISCUSS!
Ok, I'm back. Now to the hard part. I have to give this award to just one person. Just one. Crap. I've got tons of people I want to hand it out to. But the first one that popped in my mind is Catherine, over at Evolving Mommy. She is just a sweetheart. She has always has a kind or funny comment. You can tell she actually reads my posts and leaves a thoughtful comment in her wake. She's even checked up on when I hadn't posted for a few days.
So, Catherine @ Evolving Mommy..... you are A SUPER STALKER!!
I am just so proud of receiving this award. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I would like to thank you, my bloggy friends, who I love dearly. When I got into blogging again, I was a little jaded. Like I've said, I had an old livejournal account a few years ago and ended up being harassed by a very creepy reader. So far, so good this time around, but I'm prepared if it happens again. (BRING IT, FREAKS!) I truly do enjoy reading all of your blogs and getting to know you. I love the camaraderie and support that we all seem to have for each other. I just wish the off-line world were as sweet.
For those of you who don't know what it is, The Super Stalker award is a brand award over at BSU. I am just touched that I was chosen as the very first recipient!!
This award is presented to a Super blogger. This person is not only a terrific person, but a great bloggy friend. More than just a Stalker, they are a loyal reader who cares. The comments that they leave in their wake are sincere and heart-felt -making it apparent that they are truly interested. That someone cares. To which we reward them by saying:
YOU ARE A SUPER STALKER!
All we ask is the following:
1-In your own time, share this award with ONE other blogger who you feel is worthy of the Super Stalker title. This award is not to be handed out freely, but deliberately given from one Super Stalker to another -Making the recipient deserving. Keeping the award true to its form and the reason for its beginning.
2-As you award that one Super Blogger, include this message in its entirety along with your acceptance speech.
3-Enjoy your REWARD! You DESERVE IT! You EARNED IT!
I am just so overwhelmed with warm, toasty bloggy love. I am getting all choked up..please give me a minute and talk amongst yourself..... need a topic? Here is one:
JUST HOW AWESOME IS GIRL IN THE GLASSES? ok, DISCUSS!
Ok, I'm back. Now to the hard part. I have to give this award to just one person. Just one. Crap. I've got tons of people I want to hand it out to. But the first one that popped in my mind is Catherine, over at Evolving Mommy. She is just a sweetheart. She has always has a kind or funny comment. You can tell she actually reads my posts and leaves a thoughtful comment in her wake. She's even checked up on when I hadn't posted for a few days.
So, Catherine @ Evolving Mommy..... you are A SUPER STALKER!!
I am just so proud of receiving this award. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Aloha Friday
Today's Question:
What are you thankful for?
Well, lets see.. if we are talking about today, then I am happy that I found the dead squirrel before he defrosted. (see previous post)
If we are talking in general, then I am thankful for my hilarious husband and my too-cool daughter. Together we make the trifecta of awesome-ness.
edited:
crap, I screwed it up.. didn't realize I was supposed to leave a new question on here for you all to answer.. so....
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON??
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Favorite Pick Up Lines
Lets make a list of the funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard... here are a few to get ya started!
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Come on, ladies.. you know you've heard some!
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Come on, ladies.. you know you've heard some!
Thousand Words Thursday
Girl Scout Halloween party. They did
"mummy wraps"
Aint't no party like a girl scout party, cause a girl scout party don't stop!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Abc's of Me... Stolen From Jiggety Jigg
A is for age: its a shame, but I totally had to count backwards for this.. 31.. urgh
B is for burger of choice: Bacon, cheese, pickles, lettuce, no onions, ketchup and mustard
C is for the car I drive: Oh, you so don't want to know. We'll just call it the "silver bullet" or the "gray ghost". Let's just say, it's a sweet ass ride.
D is for your dog's name: Dexter(pug) and Daisy (giant airedale)
E is for essential item you use every day: my laptop!! It's scary how attached I am.
F is for favorite TV show at the moment: 30 rock! I have a weird thing for Tina Fey, I'm kind of her stalker.
G is for favorite game: Hide the Salami ... mwww aaaa haaaa... (just seeing if you're paying attention to this awesome meme)
H is for home state: Jersey
I is for instruments you play: The skin flute... man, that is gross.. lol.. seriosly, I play no instruments.. I am not musically inclined. (But I am inclined to make inappropriate jokes.)
J is for favorite juice: eww.. nobody likes juice, unless it has liquor in it.
K is for whose bum you'd like to kick: My own, into gear
L is for last restaurant at which you ate: mcdonalds.. I'm fancy like that
M is for your favorite Muppet: Beaker all the way baby!! Meep Meep!
N is for number of piercings: 2
O is for overnight hospital stays: When I had my daughter, and it did not go well. I don't like to be confined. I wanted out!
P is for people you were with today: Um, do dogs count? I'm lonely.
Q is for what you do with your quiet time: Read!
R is for biggest regret: I shouldn't have killed that hobo.....
S is for status: Married!
T is for time you woke up today: I think it was about 6 or so.
U is for what you consider unique about yourself: I love awkward moments. There is nothing funnier to me that those moments when you can hear "crickets"
V is for vegetable you love: wtf kind of question is that to ask a girl on a diet? I hate them all, dammit!
W is for worst habit: killing hobos.
X is for x-rays you've had: in september I had chest x-rays because I had pneumonia.
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Haven't eaten yet, but I am not looking forward to it..
Z is for zodiac: Leo..... rawr!
B is for burger of choice: Bacon, cheese, pickles, lettuce, no onions, ketchup and mustard
C is for the car I drive: Oh, you so don't want to know. We'll just call it the "silver bullet" or the "gray ghost". Let's just say, it's a sweet ass ride.
D is for your dog's name: Dexter(pug) and Daisy (giant airedale)
E is for essential item you use every day: my laptop!! It's scary how attached I am.
F is for favorite TV show at the moment: 30 rock! I have a weird thing for Tina Fey, I'm kind of her stalker.
G is for favorite game: Hide the Salami ... mwww aaaa haaaa... (just seeing if you're paying attention to this awesome meme)
H is for home state: Jersey
I is for instruments you play: The skin flute... man, that is gross.. lol.. seriosly, I play no instruments.. I am not musically inclined. (But I am inclined to make inappropriate jokes.)
J is for favorite juice: eww.. nobody likes juice, unless it has liquor in it.
K is for whose bum you'd like to kick: My own, into gear
L is for last restaurant at which you ate: mcdonalds.. I'm fancy like that
M is for your favorite Muppet: Beaker all the way baby!! Meep Meep!
N is for number of piercings: 2
O is for overnight hospital stays: When I had my daughter, and it did not go well. I don't like to be confined. I wanted out!
P is for people you were with today: Um, do dogs count? I'm lonely.
Q is for what you do with your quiet time: Read!
R is for biggest regret: I shouldn't have killed that hobo.....
S is for status: Married!
T is for time you woke up today: I think it was about 6 or so.
U is for what you consider unique about yourself: I love awkward moments. There is nothing funnier to me that those moments when you can hear "crickets"
V is for vegetable you love: wtf kind of question is that to ask a girl on a diet? I hate them all, dammit!
W is for worst habit: killing hobos.
X is for x-rays you've had: in september I had chest x-rays because I had pneumonia.
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Haven't eaten yet, but I am not looking forward to it..
Z is for zodiac: Leo..... rawr!
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Ballad of Teddy Rippedskin
THIS IS DEXTER(AKA LITTLE MAN)
THIS IS DEXTER AND HIS VERY LOVED AND VERY TATTERED TEDDY BEAR.
THIS IS DEXTER AND HIS VERY LOVED AND VERY TATTERED TEDDY BEAR.
For some reason, my daughter and I find it hilarious to make up song's about Dexter's teddy. After long deliberations, we have decided that he is young boy recently moved here from England. His name is Teddy Rippedskin (distant cousin to TeddY Ruxpin) He speaks in a very high pitched voice and has a fierce Cockney accent. He's a happy little guy, but is tormented and tortured every day by Dexter. Ros and I hold him and sing his songs while Dexter jumps and barks and trys to rip him to shreds. Here are just a few of the very silly, but very dark songs we sing... all must be sung in high pitched voice, in a london accent, to the tune of "hello, my name is Simon and I like to do drawings..(saturday night live..)"
HELLO, I'M TEDDY RIPPEDSKIN
AND BOY! ME BOOTS ARE SHINY..
WHEN DEXTER CHEWS ME LEG,
I ALWAYS SCREAM "OH, BLIMEY!"
HELLO, I'M TEDDY RIPPEDSKIN
I'M JUST A WEE YOUNG CHAP
BUT WHEN DEXTER COMES FOR ME,
I RUN AND CRY "OH CRAP!"
HELLO, I'M TEDDY RIPPEDSKIN
I LOVE TO WATCH THE TELLY
BUT I CAN'T WATCH IT ANYMORE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE IN YOUR BELLY.
HELLO, I'M TEDDY RIPPEDSKIN
AND I SING "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"
BUT I WONT LIVE TOO LONG,
BECAUSE YOUR DOG JUST ATE ME SPLEEN.
For some reason, Roslyn and I find these songs hilarious and laugh until our sides hurt. They just go on and on and get sillier and sillier. There is also lots of "oh no, not me eye.." and such. I love that she inherited our goofy sense of humor, even though not everyone gets it. She got a gift for rhyming and she does an awesome english accent. I'm so proud.
AND NOW, HERE IS A PICTURE OF JUST HOW IMPRESSED DEXTER IS WITH OUR LYRICAL STYLINGS.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
First Of All I Would Like to Thank....
I got my first blog award! Yay!
Thank you Evolving Mommy for nominating me!!
The provisions of the award state that I now have to list 6 things that I love and pass the award onto 6 other blogs that I enjoy. So here goes:
1. I love to laugh, especially at things other people just don't get.
2. I love coffee and lots of it.
3. I love bookstores. I could spend all day in there and never get bored.
4. I love reading with my daughter. She is into chapter books now and its fun to have something to share.
5. I love dogs. We have two and they are spoiled rotten. It is physically impossible for me to pass a dog at the park and not stop to say hi.
6. I love secret confession sites. I don't know why. I just find them really interesting.
And now I pass on my award!
Please go see these blogs. Why, you ask? Cause they're awesome, that's why!
Jam's Own Reality
Forever Fat Girl On The Inside
Random Thoughts
Cheaper Than Therapy
Mom Spark
Happy Meals and Happy Hour
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
I used to listen to punk.........
This is the most recent musical hit in our house.
Second only to this little ditty:
Second only to this little ditty:
Friday, October 17, 2008
Hey! It's Friday! Let's Go Blow Your Paycheck!
Friday means payday for most of us, so lets go shopping. Christmas is coming and I've got a little list of items that you must buy, because I'm broke and we need to stimulate the economy.
First of all ,for you ladies...
http://www.ohmibod.com/
I saw this in Geek Magazine and I was laughing my ass off.I don't even own an ipod... .but I can't help but wonder what songs you would put on your playlist? Techno? or some Barry White??
Guys, I didn't forget you!!
http://www.baronbob.com/weenercleaner.htm
The Caution is hilarious.. I wonder what scent it is?? ewww...
How about a gift for the bear collecter in your life??
http://www.toxicteddies.com/
I'm partial to "smackie" ... I may just order a whole set.
I'm getting these for my hubby!Thank you, Mr. Inventor.
http://www.subtlebutt.com/
Need a little something to snack on while shopping? how about.......
The description says "Chew this gum and you'll totally poop sunshine just like those freakin' magical unicorns!" Sounds like a home run to me.
And lastly.. need to take a potty break before we leave the mall... don't forget one of these!
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/product.html
Because we women have always been jealous.
My favorite part of the description is this "Shaped to female body forms: It closes properly around your pee-opening " Very scientific.
First of all ,for you ladies...
http://www.ohmibod.com/
I saw this in Geek Magazine and I was laughing my ass off.I don't even own an ipod... .but I can't help but wonder what songs you would put on your playlist? Techno? or some Barry White??
Guys, I didn't forget you!!
http://www.baronbob.com/weenercleaner.htm
The Caution is hilarious.. I wonder what scent it is?? ewww...
How about a gift for the bear collecter in your life??
http://www.toxicteddies.com/
I'm partial to "smackie" ... I may just order a whole set.
I'm getting these for my hubby!Thank you, Mr. Inventor.
http://www.subtlebutt.com/
Need a little something to snack on while shopping? how about.......
The description says "Chew this gum and you'll totally poop sunshine just like those freakin' magical unicorns!" Sounds like a home run to me.
And lastly.. need to take a potty break before we leave the mall... don't forget one of these!
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/product.html
Because we women have always been jealous.
My favorite part of the description is this "Shaped to female body forms: It closes properly around your pee-opening " Very scientific.
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