Lets make a list of the funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard... here are a few to get ya started!
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Come on, ladies.. you know you've heard some!
This is too funny! I actually have a post next week, about online dating, and I have a list of funny pick up lines, so you will just have to wait!
ReplyDeleteOh the #1 is:
ReplyDeleteIf I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Then there's:
You must be exhausted cause you've been running through my dreams all night.
And let's not forget:
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
oh the list is endless!!
ReplyDeleteWas your Dad baker cuz you've got a nice set of buns...
ok THIs is by far one of the worst EVER:
ReplyDeleteDid you fart? Because you blew me away
ewwww!
ReplyDeleteDoes the tag in your shirt say "Made in Heaven?" ::::gag::::
ReplyDeletewhat Kel? you mean you wouldn't totally go out w/ a guy that put that line on ya!? LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm on fire, can i run thru your sprinkler?
What's a slut like you doin in a classy place like this?
You look just like my mother.
are your pants made of glass because I see me in em... hehehe LA
ReplyDeleteAre your legs tired? Becuz you have been running thru my mind all day!
ReplyDeleteCheezy corny and that is another reason I don't date men! lol
How 'bout, Milk does a body good, but damn how much did you drink?
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Sorry about the repeat.... I'm such an idiot! Ha, ha.
ReplyDeleteLOL -- that's the first time I've seen the curves one . . . funny.
ReplyDeleteDid it hurt? . . . . . When you fell from heaven?
And, that's all I got!