Would You Rather Wednesday..

It's Wednesday! Time for your weekly game of Would You Rather! I give you a question with two possible answers. You must choose one. You have no other choice. If you say neither, you're computer will spontaneously combust. Seriously, I wouldn't try it if I were you.

So... here we go!

Would you rather....
go without sex or chocolate for one year?

Would you rather...
go without texting or facebook/twitter for one month?

Would you rather...
wear the same pair of underwear for one week? or not shave your armpits for a month?

And lastly...

Which of these super old dudes would you like to play "who's your daddy?" with....
Larry King

or Regis Philbin..



You're welcome for the visual....

Would You Rather Wednesday..

Time to play!! I give you a question with two possible answers and you HAVE to choose one. Not choosing, or saying "neither" will result in a quick and painful punishment that I am not at liberty to discuss. (the authorities are watching me...).

Now..

*1.Would you rather..

Be on Dancing with the Stars?

or

American Idol?


*2.Would you rather find....

the fountain of youth

or

5 million dollars?


*3 Would you rather....

be quickly forgotten when you die...

or hatefully remembered forever?

*********BONUS GROSS OUT QUESTION**************

Which tv dad would you like to play "bad babysitter" with...
Al Bundy...


or Jon Gosselin..


Don't you make him take off his belt!!

Would You Rather Wednesday - Back to School Edition!

Ok, it's time to play Would you Rather! You know the drill. I give you a question with two (or three) possible answers. You have to pick one. You cannot say neither.. if you say neither, I will personally come to you neighborhood and egg your house. And your dog. And your kids.

So... Welcome to a Back To School Edition of Would You Rather Wednesday!

Who would you rather sit with in the cafeteria...

The Goth kids..

The Stoners..

or the Nerds..

Would you rather dissect a frog in science? or give an oral report in History class in front of the popular kids?

Bonus Gross Out Questions...(because I am very mature...)

Would you rather accidentally fart in class? or walk around with a period stain on your pants without knowing it?

And lastly would you rather sneak in a make out session behind the gym with...
Long Duk Dong(16 Candles)?



Or Screech (Saved by the Bell)

Ok, give us your answers in the comments!!

Would You Rather Wednesday..Beach Edition

Welcome back to Would You Rather Wednesday! For those of you who have never played before, here are the rules. I give you a few questions with two possible answers. You must pick one! DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY NEITHER! I MEAN IT, PEOPLE! ANYONE WHO SAYS NEITHER WILL BE BANISHED FROM BLOGDOM FOREVER...and I will also give you a big 'ol pimp slap on your way out. I'm warning you now...

So, anyway.. welcome to a Beach Edition of Would You Rather Wednesday...

1. Would you rather live in an episode of Lost or Miami Vice?

2. Would you rather camp on a secluded beach or party it up at an wild beach resort?

3. Pee on someone to save them from Jellfish sting ? or remove a hemit crab from a fat man's speedo?

And for you Bonus Gross Out Question...

Would you rather have a midnight roll in the sand with....
The Hoff?


Or Gilligan??

And before you even ask, no, you can't have them both. Dirty little hoochies....

Would You Rather Wednesday..

All right, you know how to play! I give you some questions, with 2 possible answers. You HAVE to pick one. You cannot say neither! Saying "neither" will result in a terrible, burning rash in your nether regions.

Now here we go...

WOULD YOU RATHER...

have 500 followers (on your blog) that only comment occasionally or a 30 followers who post regularly?

Skip Christmas or your Birthday?


Have a billboard of you in your underwear in Times Square? Or a 10 minute sex tape of you sent to 5 of your friends?

And now.. for you Gross Out Question...
Would you rather...

Have wild, dirty sex with ...

Andy Dick

Or Clay Aiken...


To be honest, I think they'll enjoy as much as you will...

Would You Rather Wednesday..

Time to play!! I haven't done this in awhile , so here goes. I give you questions with 2 possible answers, you have to pick one. You cannot say neither. No, really, you can't. It's not even possible, so don't try it.

Here we go...

Would you rather....

Shave your head? or not shave any hair from your body for a year?

Eat nothing but Spam for a week?

Or nothing but Hot Pockets for a month?


Join a Fight Club?

Or the Red Hat Society?


And lastly... for those of you who I know secretly love it.. your bonus gross out question..

Would you rather get it on, all freaky-like, with
Billy Mays (who knows where those thumbs have been...)


or creepy Willard Scott from the Today Show...

hmm... looking at these pics, I am sensing a theme with the thumbs... oh the things those thumb could do... blech! I just threw up a little...

Would You Rather Wednesday..

It's Wednesday and you know what that means! I give you questions with two possible answers, you have to pick one. You can't say "neither".. well, you can... but I will put a hex on you.. and you don't want that kind of monkey on your back.. so here goes...

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. FIND OUT YOUR CHILD IS BEING BULLIED MERCILESSLY AT SCHOOL, OR FIND OUT HE IS THE BULLY HIMSELF?

2. GO BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY-DIVING?

3.YOUR DAUGHTER IS IN LOVE. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER BRING HOME PEDRO...

OR NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE?


4. HAVE A RAGING COLD OR THE STOMACH FLU?

AND NOW, FOR YOU GROSS OUT PLEASURE...WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A SEX TAPE WITH MINI ME?

(yes, he actually does have one... don't look it up... it's not good..)

OR FAT BASTARD?

MMMM...MMMM.... TASTY!

Would You Rather Wednesday- 80's edition (posted a little early.)

Welcome to an 80's edition of Would You Rather Wednesday. I give you a question with 2 possible answers.. you have to pick one. You can't say "neither"... not cool.

Here ya go!

Would you rather be a Goonie?

or member of The Breakfast Club?

Eat Pop Rocks and Soda

Or a McRib?

Time For Your Glamour Shots Makeover!! Which makeover would you rather pick?
The 80's ponytail..for the sporty gals..

Or the "mysterious femme fatale"


Bonus Gross Out: Would you want to get your "total mack-on" with...
Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?


Or the totally tubular dad from ALF?


Like, gag me with a spoon.

Would You Rather Wednesday..

I've got a few new followers, so I'll explain the rules. I give you a few questions with two possible answers. You have to pick one, no matter how painful. And yes, we have had bloggers who say "I can't choose"... and well, may they rest in peace.

Time to play!

Would you rather:

1. Have a daughter who is a tomboy or a son who is considered feminine by others?

2. Throw up in your mouth or shart your pants daily? (courtesy of my hubs... thanks Hubby!)

3. Have 12 hours hours of uninterrupted sleep or two hours of wild sex with your significant other? (it was 4 hours. I changed it to two.. )

4. Be color blind or lose all sense of taste?

Bonus Gross Out Question - Children's Tv Edtion. (yeah, I'm gonna go there..)

Would you like to Yo Grabba Grabba some of this man meat from Yo Gabba Gabba?



Or have a little hanky panky with Pee Wee in his playhouse?

I don't know.. he doesn't seem that into it....

Would you Rather Wednesday- A Day Late... so what?

Thanks for "listening" to me rant yesterday. I am just exhausted and things are ticking me off at this point. Of course, Hubby is awesome most of the time and I really can't be mad at him for something that I didn't explain really bothered me. Men are different creatures.

So,on to bigger, better, and more sophisticated things... Would You Rather Wednesday.. a day late (cause I can do things like that...) Here goes. You know the drill.

Would you rather...

1. Jump out of the cake naked at your granny's 90th birthday party...(or other elderly relative.. lets not be technical!)

or
Casually stroll a crowded beach in nothing but a bikini top and an adult diaper..(ok fine, and flip flops, IF YOU MUST!)

2. Go bra-less or commando for a week?

3.Four days a month you are a super hero known as the MENSTRUAL CYCLONE.. chose your super human weapon for destroying enemies..

THE SARCASM SPASM (your constant stream of snarky comments causes your opponent to flail uncontrollably and lose motor function.)

or

THE DIRTY LOOK OF DOOM - a wrinkled forehead,raised eyebrows , a squinty glare and snarled lips and your enemies are down for the count.

And now for you pleasure, a Hip-Hop edition of the Bonus Gross Out Question....

Would you rather "get busy in a Burger King bathroom" with the Humpty Dance Guy?


Or Sample the "Flavors of Love" with Flava Flav.

Get up, get, get, get down..

And once again, your welcome.. please grab a barf bag on your way out..

Would You Rather Wednesday.... a few hours early

It's Wednesday and you know what that means...time to make some tough decisions. You cannot say neither! Anyone who does will be punched. Hard. I'm serious. Don't even try it.....

Here ya go!

You've won the lottery.. would you rather get all the money at once, or spread it out through an annuity (monthly payements)?

Would you rather have Michelle Obama's arms..........

or Kim Kardashian's butt?


Would you rather be stuck in the show Lost or Heroes?

And Bonus Gross Out Question (fast food edition).. because you know that's why you come....

Who would you rather dance the Hortizontal Mambo with.... The creepy Burger King guy?
Or Ronald Mcdonald...


And you can thank me later for the images I am sure are running through your mind right now...

Would you rather Wednesday....

It's that time again!! You must give an answer and you can't say neither. Someone asked me a few weeks ago what happens if they say "neither".... and my answer was..you don't want to know. And that blogger was never seen or heard from again. Don't tempt me people, I'm seriously unbalanced.

Now, Would You Rather?

1. Not wash your face for a month, or not brush your teeth for a week?

2. Have a partner who is silly, goofy and funny but "average" looking... or a partner who is sexy, romantic and somewhat serious?

Bonus gross out questions...
Would you rather make sweet, sweet, monkey love to Alec Trebec?


or get "she-banged" by William Hung?


And to those of you who ask where I come up with these.. well, this is the crap that runs through my mind when boring people are talking to me.

Would You Rather Wednesday..

It's time for your weekly torture!! I give you some questions, you have to give an answer and it can't be neither! Link up with Mr. Linky if you want and do one on your blog!




Now, here are your questions for this week:

Would you rather?

Have Angelina Jolie's lips or Jennifer Anniston's abs?

have a rockin' bod and eat nothing but salad or be chubby and eat what you want?

be stuck in an elevator with a werewolf or your mother-in-law? (some of you might need to really think about that..)

and your bonus, gross out question... cause you love them so much...

Would you rather get a 10 minute naked lap dance from Al Roker or give Mr.Belvedere a five minute spanking (naked).. 'cause he's been a naughty boy.




YOU'RE WELCOME!

Would You Rather Wednesday..

You know how it goes... you have to pick one! You can't say neither!!

Now, would you rather:

Be able to get anonymous revenge or to honestly forgive and forget? (everyone who has wronged you)?

Go back ten/twenty years and start over or keep things as they are?

and bonus gross out questions (cause I know you love them..)

Eat a beef gravy popscicle or meatloaf ice cream cone? (mmm.. delish)

Have sex with Richard Simmons (you'll be sweating on the oldie!) or Michael Jackson (yup, you can even nuzzle noses...)

There ya go.. your questions of the week... enjoy!

Would You Rather Wednesday..

Here goes... you gotta choose one! You can't say neither! Post your link with Mr. Linky and do one on your site!

Now, Would you rather?

Have one piece or jewelry that you really love?

or many expensive pieces that you merely like?


Would you rather...

Have your child marry someone with very poor prospects (as in jobs,money?) but they loved?

Or someone who was highly succesful and rich, but not their first choice?

BONUS GROSS OUT QUESTION.......

Be Donald Trump's Mistress?
or
Rosie O'donnel's Gynecologist?? (yup... you heard me..)

Would You Rather Wednesday!

Allright, to those of you who are new.. this is how ya play! I give you a question with two possible answers and you have to pick one! You can't pick neither! Leave a comment with your answers and explanation and leave your link with Mr. Linky to post your own "Would You Rather" questions on your blog! Questions can be serious or silly or just plain gross. It's all for fun!

Now my questions this week:

Would you rather...

have the ability to read other people's thoughts?

or

or see the future?

And your bonus gross- out question:

Would you rather..

French kiss Dick Cheney for 10 minutes

or

take a 20 minute bubble bath with Dr. Phil? (and no, sorry ladies., you can't pick both! You little hussies!)

Now, play along with me!

Would You Rather Wednesday.......

Here goes.. answer my two questions and maybe post one of your own......

Would you rather..

know it all or have it all?


Would you rather...

be without your cell phone or internet access?

Bonus, immature, gross-out question...
would you rather...

Sneeze popcorn
or
poop confetti?

awwww.. God.. I am giggling at that one. I swear I have never matured past a twelve year old's sense of humor.

Would You Rather Wednesday(short version)

You have to pick one.. and you can't say neither! explanations are welcome too!

now..WOULD YOU RATHER.....
have sex with:
Pee Wee Herman
or
Dog the Bounty Hunter?

WOULD YOU RATHER
have a perpetually running nose
or
uncontrollable farts?
I have given you a topic....now, discuss! And yes. I could be more immature, thanks for asking.