Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Would You Rather??

Sorry I haven't posted much this week, my modem was down. To make it up to you, I'm posting "would you rather" slightly earlier than usual. If you're new, here's how you play. I give you a question with two possible answers, you have to pick one. You cannot say neither!(Saying neither will result in an immediate rash in your nether regions. Yes, I can do that.)
Have fun!

WOULD YOU RATHER....

grow a third nipple or extra toe?

WOULD YOU RATHER....

be gossiped about or never talked about at all?


WOULD YOU RATHER....

find out that you made out with your long lost brother(and didn't know it?) or see your dad naked?

WOULD YOU RATHER....

do the Macarena naked in front of 10 strangers or the Chicken Dance in your underwear in front of 5 people you know?

BONUS GROSS OUT QUESTION:

Which grown up child star would you like to give a full body sponge bath and massage to? (make sure you get all those crevices!)

Gary Coleman?


or Steve Urkel?
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52 comments:

  1. Kristina P.April 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Too funny.

    AN extra toe. I sort of feel like I already have one.

    This is tough. Probably be gossiped about.

    See my dad naked.

    Macarena naked.

    I'm going to have to go with Urkel.

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  2. JilleneApril 21, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    hehe!! I am laughing so hard at this one!!

    Extra toe.
    Be gossiped about.
    See my dad naked (eeeewwww).
    Macarena naked.
    I am going with Urkel on this one.

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  3. black vanilla roseApril 21, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    extra toe
    never talked about
    make out with bro
    chicken dance
    steve urkel haha

    Fun post!! I'm totally grossed out but it was a lot of fun :]

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  4. LyNApril 21, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    oh Kel, this is really hilarious!!! but anyway, here goes.

    extra toe.
    be gossiped about.
    make out with brotha.
    macarena dance naked.
    lastly, steve, of course.

    okay, im really forced to decide on all these. really cant believe it. LOL!!!

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  5. Jazzy JemzApril 21, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    third nipple
    be gossiped about
    kiss brother-- hey hes long lost- so maybe he will get lost after the ordeal
    Chicken Dance in your underwear in front of 5
    Nerdie Steve is hot in real life- so yeah steve

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  6. DaniApril 21, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    I would take the extra toe. I have enough breast tissue. HaHa

    I'd say be gossiped about because I like attention and it's actually fun to start rumors about myself and see them roar! Just because then I can make fun of the believers.

    I have seen my dad naked, believe it or not...so that one.

    I would take the chicken dance in my undies...because 5 people I know? Well, my hubby and my boys make up three and then I wouldn't mind my best friend and my sister or something...I don't think they'd care...

    Ok and I think this is a toughy...I'd say Steve because he wouldn't be quite as gross...and I would only do this in a professional manner, by the way, covering all other areas with a towel and all like they do in spas.

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  7. Mary@Holy MackerelApril 21, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Very difficult questions, I must say...

    1. I think the extra toe wins.
    2. I would rather be gossipped about than not at all. I'm vain that way.
    3. See my dad naked, because hey, did I not come from those loins?
    4. Chicken Dance in my undies. I like that song better.
    5. Steve Urkel, because Gary freaks me out somewhat.

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  8. CoraApril 21, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Looks like Steve Urkel is pretty popular in your comments so far! Hee hee.

    I'm going to say:
    extra toe
    gossiped about
    see dad naked
    dance the macarena
    and I'm choosing Steve Urkel too. He grew up quite nicely last I saw. ;-)

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  9. AnonymousApril 21, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    OK..I'll have one extra toe, gossip, a brother, be a chicken and I'll take Urkel but I'll have to put a sock in his mouth so he can't speak.

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  10. DebzApril 21, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    An extra toe because my balance has always been a bit off and this can only help.

    Never talked about at all because I ALWAYS feel like people are talking about me. What? Have you seen me? They cant help it.

    Long lost brother. At least I didn't know it.

    Macarena nekkid in fron of 10 strangers. If I were nekkid in front of people I knew, they would all talk about me. (See answer 2)

    Gary Coleman casue at least he still looks like a kid.

    Thanks for playing! Next contestant please!

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  11. SassApril 21, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    An extra toe.

    Never talked about. I'm not very thick-skinned.

    Long lost brother. It's not like we planned it.

    Macarena Naked. 'Cause that's just hot.

    And Urkel. Have you SEEN him recently? He's freaking sexy! ;) Okay, maybe not, but he's NOT gary coleman. ;)

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  12. HeatherApril 21, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    hmmm.

    an extra toe.

    i guess be gossiped about. although i'm not thick-skinned so it would definitely hurt.

    long lost brother since i didn't know it.

    chicken dance.

    urkel i guess. although not a fan of either. :)

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  13. kimertApril 21, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    I love when you do these. Okay here goes...

    extra toe
    gossiped about
    long lost brother
    chicken dance 5 ppl I know
    urkel

    and to answer you from earlier - no lawl right now. i'm not currently rich enough. lol ;)

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  14. kristiApril 21, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    extra toe
    gossiped about
    see dad *barf* naked
    chicken dance- heck i'm pretty sure i already did this one : )
    and oh my, steve urkel

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  15. ErinApril 21, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Why do you ask such awful questions that I don't want to have to think about???

    extra toe (I can hide it under socks)
    gossiped about
    Is my long lost brother cute? Ewwwww!
    chicken dance
    Urkel.

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  16. Hit 40April 21, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    Oh my all disturbing questions...

    Definitely not 6 toes. I would never find any shoes!!

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  17. CaraBeeApril 21, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Let's see...

    1. Third nipple. You almost never wear clothes that reveal your nipples but you wear open toed shoes all the time.

    2. Tough call. I think I'd rather have people gossiping about me. Any press is good press, right?

    3. I'd rather see my dad naked. Ugh.

    4. Chicken Dance, all the way.

    5. Urkel. Gary Coleman looks like he was rode hard and put away wet. He's had a lot more rough years than Urkel.

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  18. KimApril 21, 2009 at 6:23 PM

    Groannnnnn...you really know how to give me the heeby jeebies!

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  19. AnonymousApril 21, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Extra toe
    Don't talk about me
    Make out with brother
    Macarana
    What you talkin' about, Kel?

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  20. Angela TolsmaApril 21, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    extra toe - those can be removed..
    be gossiped about - why not

    find out that you made out with your long lost brother(and didn't know it?) - definitely

    do the Macarena naked in front of 10
    strangers - never will see them again, no photography though

    Gary Coleman - no idea who he is

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  21. Muthering HeightsApril 21, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    Uhhh...I can't remember all of those things, but I would much rather grow a third nipple...I think it would be easier to hide. Plus, I could still shop for cute shoes!

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  22. LadybirdApril 21, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    A third nipple, because I like to wear flip flops too much. At least I could cover up the nipple.

    Not talked about at all.

    My dad naked.

    I think that I have done the Chicken Dance in my underwear in front of friends. I had a couple of wild years in college.

    Last one is a toughy....but I think that I would go with Gary Coleman. He is smaller, so maybe it would go by faster.

    Great list! Disturbing, but great! LOL!

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  23. ShawnApril 21, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    OMG! Ooops, sorry, can't post...I'm busy throwing up in my mouth.

    I'm going to have nightmares now. I can already tell. Thanks Kel.

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  24. JenniApril 21, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    Oh Lordy...

    I think I would rather have the third nipple, be gossiped out, found out I made out with my brother, do the chicken dance, and EW. Urkel. But EW.

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  25. Alexis AKA MOMApril 21, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    You crack me up:

    Ok nipple? I think easier to remove ;)
    Gossip all you want just means you're jealous ... LOL
    Chicken dance ... underwear can be a full cammy and boy shorts right :).
    Erkel didn't you see him when they dedorked him ... he was a hottie :)

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  26. KiKiApril 21, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    Love these!

    1. Third nipple...wooo!
    2. Gossip
    3. Brother
    4. Chicken Dance
    5. haha. Urkel.

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  27. AshleeApril 22, 2009 at 4:38 AM

    Is it odd that for me the first one was the hardest? Don't want an extra nipple but what would I do with all my sandals if I had an extra toe...

    I'd rather be not talked about
    Dad
    Chicken Dance
    Urkel

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  28. AnonymousApril 22, 2009 at 4:51 AM

    I missed this last week. Boo

    Extra nipple - only the hubby would see it & why would he care...he loves me. And my pretty feet are about all I have going for me (toot toot).

    never talked about

    make out with bro

    Chicken Dance as long as I could pick those 5 people.

    steve urkel and yucko

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  29. JennersApril 22, 2009 at 5:00 AM

    You've outdone yourself this time...

    toe ... and then I'd slice it off.
    gossiped about ... cuz then I'm famous and rich, right?
    brother...and then I'll lose him again
    Chicken Dance ... ain't nobody gonna see me naked
    Coleman...I'll just pretend he is a baby

    GROSS!

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  30. DebApril 22, 2009 at 5:26 AM

    toe. my sis in law was born with 6 toes on each foot.
    gossiped about. please... this is my life!
    dad naked. again, been there, done that.
    chicken dance
    it's a coin toss, but leaning towards urkel.

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  31. EmileeApril 22, 2009 at 6:05 AM

    okay ~ here you go:

    third nipple ~ i need all the boobs I can get!
    Talked about ~ at least people are jealous enough to care...
    Brother ~ my life is already enough of a soap opera, so it wouldn't matter.
    Macerena ~ at least I wouldn't know those people.
    I think Urkel ~ Gary Coleman is icky!

    This is too funny ~ one of the best ever! :)

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  32. The Devil's Daughter-In-LawApril 22, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Extra toe - because I can hide this under socks.

    Be gossiped about.

    My dad is dead, so that would be really freak to somehow see him naked, so I guess I'll pick my long-lost brother.

    Since the Chicken Dance/underwear one has already happened (or something very similar), I'll pick that.

    Bonus: Coleman. That pic of Urkel on that couch makes me gag. Seriously.

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  33. JMApril 22, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    Hand over the extra toe! Talk about me all you want! Probably kiss my brother (thank GOD I'm an only child) Macarena seems appropriate, and Send me Steve Urkel.

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  34. laalaApril 22, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    extra toe
    gossiped about
    dad
    chicken dance (the people who know me are used to see me do strange things... :D)

    And I don't know who either of those guys are, but I'll go with Urkel. :D

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  35. Randi TroxellApril 22, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    yeeesh... you musta been in a GROO-OOOSS mood when you done this!!!

    extra toe... at least i could always cover it up.. plus havin' a 3rd nipple would drive my hubby nutty and i would never be left alone, lol

    i guess never talked about..

    uuuuggghhh... my dad naked, i think that it would just totally gross me out if i made out with a long lost brother

    gary coleman... at least there is less of him to wash, lol!!

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  36. ShansterApril 22, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Extra nipple - how cool could that be? Extra pleasure AND you would totally get free drinks at the bar if you flashed a third nipple...

    Never talked about at all - I'm just way too sensitive for my own good.

    I've seen my dad naked and it brought my own sex life to a screeching halt for a good year.

    Chicken Dance - because y'all ain't getting a free look at my third nipple.

    I think Urkel. I bet Gary Coleman is/was a wrinkly little man with lots of crevices (he's dead now right?)...

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  37. HeleneApril 22, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    How do you come up with these things? At first, I find myself giggling and then I feel completely grossed out!!! LOL!!

    Extra toe (cuz it's easy to hide)

    Never be talked about (I'm way too sensitive)

    Make out with long-lost bro (I saw my dad naked once by accident and it scarred me for life)

    Macarena naked (as long as those strangers don't have cell phones with cameras on them)

    Steve Urkel (less fat rolls to get in between to clean)

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  38. Me (aka Danielle)April 22, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    You have reached new heights with this one..I am totally grossed out.

    Extra Toe
    Never Talked about
    Brother
    Macarena
    Urkel

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  39. valentineApril 22, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    wow, think i may need some therapy after this, but here goes:

    extra toe
    gossiped about
    brother
    chicken dance
    urkel

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  40. Brandy@YDKApril 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    3rd nipple - i'm already married nobody sees the girls anymore and I love me some flip flops
    gossiped about
    see dad naked
    macarena - underwear really isn't much different than naked and those people don't know me
    gary coleman - there's way less of him. shouldn't take as long.

    And i just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  41. Awesome SaraApril 22, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I say 3rd nipple, I bet I can more $$ that way
    I never get talked about at all, so gossip me!!
    see dad naked, ugh.
    mascera, nude is my color
    urkel!

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  42. BeckyApril 22, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    I want an extra toe... NOT an extra nipple..OMG!

    Never talked about. I am too sensitive:(

    Make out with long lost brother. We didn't know then...right??

    Chicken dance in underware, cause if I am kinda covered I can look hot! LOL!

    {{surpressing puke}}Gary Coleman, cause Urkel is so annoying!

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  43. Country Mouse, City MouseApril 22, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    I can't remember all the choices, but I love that pic of Urkel.

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  44. Dr ZibbsApril 22, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    Hahaha - funny pictures!!

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  45. UnknownApril 22, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    Extra toe, that's more useful.
    Gossip about me!
    The next one's a toss up. Naked dad, I guess.
    Chicken Dance. I never can remember the Macarena.
    Urkel. Gary Coleman is crazy.

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  46. The Book ResortApril 22, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    LQQkie here...
    http://thebookresort.blogspot.com/2009/04/wowie-zowie.html

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  47. The Book ResortApril 22, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    Will be back to do this meme. lol.
    Urkel def.

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  48. KeriApril 22, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    Holy frijoles... I'm snorting away over here. This is hi.ar.ious!

    Extra toe
    Never talked about
    Make out with brother
    Macarena
    Gary

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  49. GingerApril 22, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Yuck...I can't even begin to answer, lol...but I am getting a kick out of everyone else's comments.

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  50. PandoraApril 23, 2009 at 2:52 AM

    grow a third nipple ~ an extra toe would just piss me off,and make finding good shoes really hard.

    be gossiped about ~ I guess,otherwise you might as well not be.

    See my dad naked ~ I would never be able to get over sharing spit with my bro,even if I didn't know he was my bro at that time.

    the Chicken Dance in your underwear in front of 5 people you know ~ there isn't even a choice here.I hate the Macarena!

    I would spongebath Steve Urkel.Gary Coleman completely freaks me out,and at least Urkel has a respectable body.Whereas Coleman makes me feel like a pedophile.

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  51. SabrinaApril 23, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Extra toe
    Gossiped about
    See my dad naked
    Dance in my underware infront of my friends.. I have and i have lived to tell!
    Gary Coleman. Urkel is creepy.

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  52. AnonymousApril 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    I seriously worry about your mind sometimes...lol!


    toe
    gossip
    dad
    chicken dance
    coleman

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Ya wanna say something? Then just say it.. spit it out already.. sheesh.

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