Twice In One Week?

Really, it should say "Honest Crap".... anyhoo...Soxy Deb tagged me for this... and really, Deb, was the ass slap neccessary? A simple tap on the shoulder would have sufficed..

So here are the rules:
1. Show it on your blog
2. Tag seven others to partake in the fun times.(link them on here and comment to let them know they have been ass slapped.)
3. List ten random things about yourself.

So first of all, here are my ten things in no particular order:

1. I am very, very squeamish. I pass out at the mere mention of blood, or needles, or hospitals or doctors.. oh God, why is the floor moving closer to my face?

2. Most people think I am shy when first meeting me, but I'm not. I am quietly surveying the situation for possible things I can make fun of in my blog.

3. I love dogs. We have two. I want more. I want a boston terrier and I want another pug. And a bulldog. And a Great Dane.

4. The other night I had a dream that hubby and I were the parents of the Jonas Brothers. But we couldn't remember their names. We just called them 1,2 and three.. And we lost number two at the mall.

5. Nothing irks me more than when you lose something and someone says "well, where is the last place you had it?" um, Duh! If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost.

6. I hate scary movies. Hate them, with a passion. I am nervous enough as it is.

7. We have a two bedroom house, and I really don't want a bigger one. It would mean more cleaning.. and that is not fun.

8. I haven't worked in two weeks and it feels weird.

9. I can crochet. I know a few stitches but I have only made scraves and blankets. I want to teach myself more.

10. I like inappropriate Christmas jokes.. like this one..
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

And now.. It's time to play tag! You're it!
1. Kristina P
2. Jaime
3. Jam
4. The Heckathorns
5. Raina
6. Sass
7. Keli